Clairelouise82’s Weblog


Just another weblog


Men says… Want to come back to my place?
Women says… Will both of us fit under the one rock?

men says….your place or mine?
women say… both- you go to yours and I’ll go to mine!

men say…Whats you sign?
Women say… No Entry!

Men say…You know I like an intelligent woman.
women say…..Yeah I heard opposites attract.

Men say… Want to suck it?
women say… No I choke on small bones.

Men say….Haven’t I seen you before?
Women says….. Oh yes I’m the receptionist from the VD clinic.

Men say…. Am I the first man you ever made love to?
Women say…. um you might be- your face looks familiar.

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This blog has been created purely for me to post  fun, crazy, funky, cool yet glam stuff..

You see my fellow blog  A boy with Aspergers is were i use my head. Raising awareness for ASD is something so close to my heart meaning so much to me. With my son having Aspergers i really want to make a diffrence’ even if just a little for his sake and every child like him. So when I’m here i just wanna let go:) I do enjoy blogging for autism but it’s nice to chat about other things’ girlie stuff ‘ make up, fashion and yesssss shoes:) Then there’s Art which i really love! Drawing, designing and creating is a hobby i adore. But lets not forget I’m also a keen dancer. I could dance for hours party, club or cleaning the house as long as there is music I’m all there.

So I’m covering it all great links, freebies sites and great art. If your still here then i guess you could be interested:) Wonderful! Let’s get blogging.

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Day at the park

Went to the local park with my two children today.
As they are off school and it’s a few days to pay day. Had to think off my feet. So the park it was.
We did have a really nice time. Cold but fun. Got some fab photos too.
It just goes to show u don’t need money for everything.

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Changing rooms

Im very creative and I’m loving putting all my ideas and designs into action.
My 5yr Alice is a real girly girl my little princesse:) Being a princesse she loves all things pretty.
That’s y after I saw a beaded lightshade in Greenwich market I decided to try to design and make one myself. One that was even better. I hoped. Well I’m almost finished and felling proud off my work I have sent in a photo of my work so far:)
Looking forward to showing of the finished results and seeing if anyone has any feed back.
Do it yourself much cheaper and you know it’s a one off. I saved around £32 as the one at Market was £47 and to make mine was around £15. Then there’s the hours of fun in making it for someone. Priceless!

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